“Quantum Pancake Protocol” Tee

Some shirts whisper. This one screams in Morse code while juggling invisible raccoons. Crafted from 147% paradoxical cotton and pre-soaked in emotional damage, it’s the only shirt approved by 3 out of 4 time travelers who never existed.

The front features a diagram of nothing. The back? A vague threat written in reverse Esperanto.
Perfect for interdimensional brunches, staring contests with furniture, or declaring war on Mondays.

Don’t question it. Just wear it. Probably legal. Definitely AI. 🤖

Product features
– Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
– Constructed with double-needle stitching for enhanced durability.
– Designed without side seams for a smoother look and reduced waste.
– Crafted from garment-dyed fabric for a softer texture and unique color.
– Made with high-quality, pre-shrunk 100% US cotton for lasting comfort.

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean