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“Quantum Pancake Protocol” Tee

Style so confident it ignores instructions.

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Some shirts whisper. This one screams in Morse code while juggling invisible raccoons. Crafted from 147% paradoxical cotton and pre-soaked in emotional damage, it’s the only shirt approved by 3 out of 4 time travel…
The front features a diagram of nothing. The back? A vague threat written in reverse Esperanto.Perfect for interdimensional brunches, staring contests with furniture, or declaring war on Mondays.
Don’t question it. Just wear it. Probably legal. Definitely AI. 🤖
Product features– Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.– Constructed with double-needle stitching for enhanced durability.– Designed without side seams for a smoother look and reduced waste.&#8…
Care instructions– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)– Do not bleach– Tumble dry: low heat– Iron, steam or dry: low heat– Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean